Sep 28, 2012 3:00am EDT
story. samuel l jackson wants us all to wake the f up and support president obama. and by f, we know what he means? follow yes, sirs in his cup. folgers in his cup. and rachel maddeaux has found something. mitt romney is doomed. and victoria secret has had to remove its sexy geisha outfit because of complaint from a group that is apparently tired of trying to blot out the sun and remove any joy from the world. >> see you at the half. let's welcome our guests. it is sherrod small. he thinks he is honey boo-boo. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story of the. >> has the one bough ma campaign gone all -- has the obama campaign gone all snakes on a plane? they are sending up the book "go the f to sleep" has been unveiled. "wake the f up" that is penned by adams mamsback was funded by the. >> wish con sigh for re-- by the jewish council. stick this in your eye hole, you eye hole stickers. >> sorry, my friend, there is no time to snore. an out of touch millionaire declared war on the schools and environment and fair pay. we are on our own if romney has his way. he is against safety ne
Sep 30, 2012 2:00am EDT
against the green bay packers in the emerald city on monday night. >> yeah, right. and president obama talks to the ladies of "the view" and the unite -- the united nations general assembly. our allstar panel will try to find out what is worse. stick around and find out. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha, greg. >> did you do okay with me out sick? >> okay. >> a lot of medications i am on right now. >> i am not sure how that is any different. >> it is definitely screwing up my sentence structure. >> again, i am not sure how that is any different. >> go away. she gets men off every day, and sometimes women. i am here with criminal defense attorney remi spencer. and he is so sharpen sills use him to take their s.a.t.s. he is new york posted for y'all writer robert george, two first names. gotta like that. portugal is considered a sandwich. it is bill schulz. and he just landed the role of bender in the breakfast club off broadway musical which means he can quit his job as a strip club doorman. it is jesse joyce. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> does something smell in the nfl?
Sep 29, 2012 3:00am EDT
stemming from the michelle obama let's move campaign, and students say that is making them slugish. i love when they are slugish. kids at a new jersey high school were planning a lunch strike to protest their meager meals. said one youth who gets it, quote, if somebody is obese, why should someone like me who is not obese not suffer and eat a small meal when i would rather have a bigger meal. amen svelt young athlete. 24r* are limits on protein and bread. these portions are indeed a smaller. meanwhile the brown bag industry is booming according to a fact i just made up. parents are forced to substitute their lunches at homemade of human flesh. >> so where does all of the uneaten health food end up? take a look. >> it is amazing how he gets around. andy, isn't the whole point of high school is having a bad, fattening lunch and geometry? >> these students have a right to be concerned because if the obese kids don't get fed well, they will eat the skinny kids, and that's how they start the zombie apocalypse. thank you, michelle obama. >> that's an amazing linkage right there. and wasn't that
Sep 25, 2012 3:00am EDT
the president for not weighing in saying the obama administration's hipocracy and lack of respect has reached an all-time high. i call on president obama to stand up for americas' values and beliefs and denounce "piss christ" that has denounced christians at home and abroad. why hasn't president obama stopped "piss christ" from being displayed and how quickly can we impeach him? >> tomorrow? hasn't it already happened? first off, the whole "piss christ" thing is offensive, and i am disgusted there were tax dollars spent on it. however, the answer is not to have obama come out and denounce it. he shouldn't have denounced the youtube video that nobody saw. the answer to fighting the goats herding barbarians who are storming our embassy abroad is not to start acting like them. we have freedom of speech. we are not going to sensor people. we shouldn't pay for them, end of story. i don't think the answer is to start becoming art and film critics and start setting up, well, i denounce this, i denounce that. just shut up and don't talk about any of. it it is not your job. >> of course not. what i do